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Tags: friends only
Current Mood: happy

( Stamps, claims, and bears.....ok, well not bears. )

I don't like Kristen Stewart. She gives me bad vibes and if I ever met her in person I'm sure foul language would come about.

So, I've decided to make fun of her.

( Drum roll please? )

Tags: kristen stewart, lol, wank
Current Mood: cranky
Current Music: burnin' up - jonas brothers

Title: Darling Boy.
Author: baphne.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Rosalie/Emmett centric with other canon parings.
Short summary: Rosalie Hale comes to terms with sin.
Disclaimer: So not SMeyer.
Author's Note: Un-betaed. & one of the first things I've been proud of in a long time.

( I'm a monster, darling boy. )

Tags: fanfiction, rosalie/emmett, twilight
Current Mood: content

Title: Happily Ever After.
Author's Note: Just a short drabble, nothing special. I probably won't post it anywhere but here.
Rating: PG.

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Tags: fanfiction, leah, twilight
Current Mood: bored

Title: Coming Undone.
Author: Baphne!
Rating: Hard R or NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Leah/Embry
Short summary: This wouldn't be the last time.
Disclaimer: My name's Baphne, not Stephenie.
Author's Note: This is so un-cannon it's not funny, but it demanded to be written. All errors are mine.

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Tags: fanfiction, leah/embry, twilight
Current Mood: anxious

Title: Almost.
Author: baphne, the great.
Rating: R. Sexual situations, swearing.
Characters/Pairings: Leah/Jacob.
Short summary: She had almost forgotten where she was. Almost.
Disclaimer: My name's Baphne, not Stephenie
Author's Note: I blame lastupenda for this, she convinced me to write it. && it's un-beta-ed. Just sayin.

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Tags: fanfiction, leah/jacob, twilight
Current Mood: awake

Title: Monster
Author: baphne, the great.
Rating: PG, maybe.
Characters/Pairings: Carlisle/Esme.
Short summary: Companion piece to Selfish. - Written about Esme's change.
Disclaimer: My name's Baphne, not Stephenie
Author's Note: Monster can be read with out reading Selfish, but for a better understand, you should read both.

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Tags: carlisle/esme, fanfiction, twilight
Current Mood: calm

Title: Selfish.
Author: baphne, the great.
Rating: G, i guess.
Characters/Pairings: Carlisle, with hinted CarlislexEsme.
Short summary: "Something in her broken, battered, and bleeding face made him selfish enough to love her with is whole heart." Carlisle finds Esme in the morgue.
Disclaimer: My name's Baphne, not Stephenie.

AN: I'm the proud owner of all the typos, spell check and I just have an affair.

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Tags: carlisle, fanfiction, twilight
Current Mood: blank

Title: Silence
Author: why me, baphne.
Rating: PG
Genre: General
Characters/Pairings: Edward centric, hinted ExB and BloodLust!Edward.
Short summary: Takes place durning New Moon while Edward is hunting Victoria.
Any warnings: Um, just the usual vampire stuff, I guess.
Disclaimer: So not Stephenie! Just saying.

( ....That's what would happen. )

Tags: edward, fanfiction, twilight
Current Mood: content

Introduction?
Don't mind if I do.

- My name is actually Brittany, but my friends and family all call me baphne. It's a long story, but if you ask me I'll probably tell you.  
- As of the day this was written I have 7 more days of high school! My offical graduation date is June 6th. 
- College is in my future and I have no idea what I want to do! haha. 
- I love to read! Twilight and Harry Potter have both consumed my life at different points in time.
- I'm told quite often that I'm extremely funny.
- As an upcoming freshman in college, and dirt broke, I live with my family. 
- I have a very boring and annoying job in a pharmacy. The gals are great though! 
- I pace a lot. 
- My favorite color is a tie between green and purple.
- I sing well. 
- I'm an aspiring vegetarin! It's tough stuff!
- Diet coke is my addiction.
- I live in Virginia on the West Virginia, Tennessee border. 
- I love to travel. 
- I'm the queen of funny faces. 
- I can drive a lot better than I used to. 
- When ever I'm sad, I watch Hairspray - it's funny and it cheers me up.
- The bookshelf in my bedroom is over flowing ( to the floor, the dresser, my bedside table, the laundry hamper).
- I have some big dreams! 

This is my...........hmm........fourth or fifth LJ. The first one I created so I could doing a HP writing group and prove to them that I was just as good as they were. I was 14. 

I really want to try to be very attentive to this LJ, and I hope I can be.

&hearts;

Tags: introduction, rl
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: Both sides now - Joni Mitchell.